How is it that I liked vampires before faggoty ass Twilight ruined their image and now they're like the shit?
Buffy (although a vampire slayer and sexxer) was the bomb.
Angel and Spike were bloody sexy.
Nosferatu is a legend and Dracula is the man.
Van Helsing was a wicked story.
Blade kicked ass.
Mina Harker was a babe.
Bill Compton is the only sane, not-gay, traditional vampire left.
How is it that one franchise managed to turn a legendary supernatural creature into such a pansy ass bunch of poofs?
Apparently teen girls and lonely cougars have a huge swing in changing historic creatures.
Harry Potter at least didn't tarnish what a wizard was.
Lord of the Rings was a marvellous take on goblins, elves, dragons and anything else mythical.
Twilight has turned a wicked, evil being, into some sort of 'heroic' wet dream for those who can't get laid and need to fantasize.
It's unbearable.
True Blood, however, is fantasmic.
A perfect combination of blood, sex, mystery, sex, action, sex, drugs, Bill, Jason & Eric and sex.
Plus, that girl from Mean Girls who plays Janis Iain is SMOKING hot in it!
Who would've though she'd be a mega babe?
Anyways, the point I'm trying to make here is that things should be kept as close to authentic as possible.
I think that's maybe why I hate plastic people so much.
Why not keep it real?
I mean, I understand why guys all want to stick it in the anorexic bleach blonde with the water bra and the fake tan.
Who doesn't like a little fantasy?
But keep it human at least, oompa loompas aren't sexually attractive as far as I recall!!
Geez what a rant.
God I must be bored.
Playing with my baby Baxter now!
Gotta get a game in before I get all dolled up!
Jem and I are hitting the Fringe opening party tonight!
Just dance, bitches!
xo
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